Selling a house is just that....ridiculous. Not only have I de-Montesed the house, I have to keep it at Joanie level clean at all times. If you don't know what Joanie level clean is, then take your best cleaning day and multiply that by 1000. It is just unattainable and unsustainable and many other "un" words that I could look up and use.....especially if you have 3 kids like I do.
3? What? Did you have another one secretively that we don't know about? (you ask yourself)....that answer would be no. I married him about 11.5 years ago. He is going to AZ tomorrow and although I will desperately miss him taking out the trash, taking Frank out to poo, and taking me out to lunch, I won't miss the third person that I have to clean up after.
But Holly, he is old enough to put his own dishes in the dishwasher and put his clothes *in* the hamper not NEXT TO IT (you silently ask yourself again)....my answer to that is....I know....I know...one day it will sink in...I just have to have faith and an ass load of magic beans to make it happen....
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