For the love of everything that is good....

Back in Worcester, when my girlfriend lived next door, we had a great time watching my cop neighbor across the street. Let me see if I can paint the mental image for you. Dark hair, dark eyes, dark tan skin, not one ounce of fat, cop, super nice, AND lived alone which means he did his own laundry and dishes. Oh the best part about Luis? He like to run.....topless. My g/f and I would call each other on the phone "Psst, Luis is going for a run!" and we would both run to the window and drool....I mean, I assumed she was drooling too....if not, I wasn't either.

Anyway, she moved far far away so I got to look at Luis alone. Still all was right in the world. Until.....Luis decided to get married and move. Lucky woman.

Then right before my husband moved me across country, a state trooper named Luis moved in to my g/f's house. Let me paint a mental picture. Dark hair, dark eyes, dark tan skin, very muscular and tight, super nice, and spoke beautiful Spanish........well, he spoke it to his pregnant wife but whateva. It was nice to hear.

It took all I had not to cancel the sale of our house......serious.....

Today I was upstairs in my bedroom vacuuming my carpets when I look outside to the house directly behind me. The guy of the house was mowing his lawn....topless. The guy was as pasty as my g/f's husband and he could have beat my mom in a "who has bigger knockers" contest before her surgery. I swear.

Serious?

I am beginning to think that John might have done this move on purpose. Jerk.

I did tell my other g/f neighbor that if the current Luis runs topless that I get a photo. WHEN (because I am holding out hope) I get said photo, you will get it too....