Certainties in life

There are a few things in life that you just have to do

1- you have to eat and drink (why wouldn't you)
2- you have to pay taxes (the repercussions aren't good)
3- you have to breathe (the outcome of not isn't good either)
4- I met John so that I would no longer life a stress free existence.

I am seriously not making this up. I don't know that I could.

Today was the big day. The Grand Canyon field trip. John and Madison go to bed early. 8ish. I hear John snoring upstairs (wonder where he gets that from Dad) and so I decide to chill out down here and watch TV and surf the Internet (as I am guessing you know if you read the previous posts).

So I ended up finally going to bed at 1230. I was sneaking around like a burglar trying not to move. I swear to you it took me 10 minutes to ease into bed so I wouldn't wake up Snoring Beauty. My mind starts going and I finally get to sleep.

3 am rolls around quickly. The alarm starts going off and I feel John roll over to me and say "Sweetie, I got it, just go back to bed"....wonderful loving husband, right? So he gets up and goes into the bathroom AND TURNS ALL 6000 watts of bulbs on and leaves the door open! It was like Yankee Stadium during the world series the way it was lit up in my room. So I say "John couldn't you at least close the door?" Well, after some grumbling and being told that I was grumpy, he came over and turned on the closet door that is right by my head! Serious?

I love the man.....I really really do....anyone know of a good electrician?