Ode to my bike ride

I will do anything to get out of running. Yes I love it but I only love it when I am done. So today to get out of running I went on a bike ride and if I can get off the computer, I will do a DVD too.

-To the City of Chandler - unless you want to see my guts all over the street from getting hit by a car, please sweep your bike lanes.

To bike short makers - can we have a little more padding please or at least make it a little differently - girls have delicate parts

To those parts - I am sorry, you will be sore later on

To Eastern Mountain Sports - your water bottles suck much

To the Ill Eagles who got the wet t-shirt contest for free - thank Eastern Mountain Sports

To the 18 wheeler who drove REALLY fricking close to me - a$$

To the old guy who about took me out in the white Nissan - I hope your oxygen tank doesn't leak

To the other old guy who was going to race me at the red light - I totally would have had you if I could have clipped in quicker

To the guy in the white truck - It is seriously not cool to keep rolling forward when you CLEARLY see I am not stopping

To my friends and family - if you ever need to find anything small such as an earring, a nail, a screw, a piece of glass, a tiny rock perhaps....just call on me. Lord knows I can run it over with my bike tire.

Finally to me - You seriously have to learn how to look backwards without weaving the way that you are checking, you are going to get hit.