Update on the whole razor issue

I *finally* found it. I went to take a relaxing bath in my new jet tub. At Target tonight I got a cheap a$$ bottle of smelly stuff that is made specifically for "jet tubs, hot tubs, Jacuzzis".

Here's the visual for you:

I have my razor on the tub, bottle of smelly stuff in one hand, glass of wine in the other (what, you didn't expect me to take a tub without one, did you?) I opted not to have the candle burning because as of right now, we don't have blinds up so we taped a "temporary" blind up (read really expensive tissue paper folded back and forth by the local kindergarten class). I just know my luck the sh*t would have caught on fire.

I went to get in the tub and realized the moron's who installed it left the sticker on. Dur! So I peeled it off and the first one came off great.....the second one needed a razor blade (straight edge not the kind for my leg). I jump in the empty tub and started picking and scraping. Oh that was fun. Upon closer inspection, there is grout splattered in the tub.....little annoying flecks that my anal retentive a$$ is going to have to scrap off one by one tomorrow. Oh joy on that one.

So I quickly move over to the kids bathroom. When I start to shave, I make a J....then an O....by the time the H was started I began to question if John would truly appreciate all the hard work that went into my display of love so I opted to just shave it all off never to let him know. If only I would have married a man who would appreciate something like that.....

p.s. that is *NOT* a picture of my leg up top....i swear.