me embarrassed?

Ok, I have been debating on this all day to type but I feel confident that no one will bring this up or ever mention it again for a long time.



Unpigmented hair.



I found more than just one the other night. All on the top of my head.



See, when I lived in MA I had a very horrible bathroom light. I never had to see them. Then, we get put up in this apartment and the lights are so bright that I am afraid they look like landing strips for the Phoenix airport. I can't tell you how many times I have peed in the dark as to not attract the planes.



My first experience with unpigmented hair happened (and I kid you not) on my 25th birthday. Happy birthday to me! Basically I did what I have been told many times not to and I plucked the heck out of the area to make sure I got it all. It's my birthday for crying out loud. Have they no sense of decency?



My next experience with it happened (and I swear to God I am not making this up) on my 26th birthday and believe you me, I looked....all the time.....)

Let me tell you, I quickly learned to stop fricking looking on my birthday!

Now, getting back to the apartment and their god forsaken flood lights for bathroom lights. I went in their the other day and thought "hell, this AZ water is doing great for my hair it is so flipping shiny....wait....what the H*LL is that!?!??!?!?!" I perched my butt right up on that counter, sat Indian style and got my tweezers out and went to work. Since when did my shine turn into unpigmented hair?

I am not vain or high maintenance in the least bit but I will not be one of those old women who walk around with flowing curly beautiful unpigmented hair. I am going to be 95 years old one day with chestnut brown or "natural" tawny auburn or heck, hot pink for that matter.

I am sure this move or my marriage caused this. That is the only plausible explanation I can see...